One day Dick went to the doctor's, he wasn't feeling well.
"Now before I examine your ... groan, please tell me your name" the doctor asked in a firm voice.
"Dick Hertz" Dick proudly said.
"Yes I know that you are having problems with your groan but I would like to know your name first" the impatient doctor told him.
"Dick Hertz" he said again.
"Please just tell me your name" the doctor begged.
"I have, it's Dick Hertz" Dick told him frustrated.
"Oh sorry about that" the doctor said trying to keep a straight face.
After examining Dick the doctor led him to the door, "come back for a check up next week to see if the priscription has helped" the doctor told him.
Dick didn't notice what the doctor said, he looked over at his friend in the waiting room, "hey Ben."
"Hey Dick" Ben waved.
"Oh do you know him?" the doctor asked.
"Yeah, am I alright coming in with him?"
"As long as Ben doesn't mind" the doctor looked towards Ben for a reply.
"I don't mind" he said cheerully.
Entering the room Ben and Dick took a seat.
"So What's your name?" the doctor asked Ben with crossed arms.
"Me names Ben, Ben Dover" Ben told him in his cheerfull mood.
The doctor looked away with a smirk on his face that he tried to remove as he looked back at his patient.
"And may I ask why your here?"
"Well I've been having a problem with my bowls."
"When did you notice this?" the doctor asked seriously now.
"Well" Ben said, "it all started that night when Dick and I went to a party ..."