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Random Observations of Social Insanity, part one.

Short story By: Jason West Jones
Humor



Witty little rants.


Submitted:Jul 1, 2012    Reads: 32    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


Random Observations of Social Insanity.
How they all say, F**k You.
Sales: Just sign Here
Christian: I'll Pray For You
Customer Service: I'm sorry you had a problem, and I'll try to get that fixed for you.
Lawyer: By having a pulse
Doctor: Making you wait forever, then telling you what to buy "over the counter."
Police Officer: By Listening to you.
A Real Social Network
It has been psychologically proven to be fact, that if other people see someone happy, and enjoying something they can not have or enjoy themselves. They will do everything to make sure that person can no longer enjoy whatever it happens to be. The part of the equation I find to be funny. Is most people don't even question why. They just follow everyone else. Our government caught on to this fact long ago.
Irony, & "The human condition"
Is it just me, or is the fact that people seem to care less & less about eachother, as each decade goes by, ironic as all living hell? Not that I think anyone ever really cared, and I am saying this as an abstract observation. I'm sure even as someone reads these very words, there is something about how I wrote this, that pisses them off? Maybe this whole concept can be because of anger issues? Maybe it is just the human condition? I love that term, "the human condition". Almost every time I have heard someone use that term in my life. It was after they were reminded of something really rotten they did, or someone else did. And the only thing left to conclude was, I guess it is just the human condition.
As if that is helping the problem? And while I do understand this bit is not that funny, I do hope the irony at least stays with some of you.
Just throwing this out there.
I think the DEA is high on something.
Random
An obituary you will never see: She passed away Thursday night after two months of working out at the local gym, eating a strictly organic diet for three years, and donating generously to many local churches in her area.The cause of death is unknown at this time, but local medical practitioners believe it to be related to mortality.




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