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Ostrich was a silly bird
the silliest you’ll ever find,
when he gets scared
he runs so fast
he leaves his legs behind.

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One day the ostrich came across
a very obnoxious bee,
it scared him so bad
he buried his head,
they do that when they’re afraid, you see.

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Since ostrich’s head was buried
the bee took a chance at fate,
he stung his behind, then looked up to find
that the ostrich swallowed him-
too late!

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Suddenly the ostrich began sneezing
the bee flew up his nose,
he sneezed so hard
the bee flew out,
he was ever so happy—I ‘spose.