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Suspention and Edwardlisous

Short story By: kidarox123
Humor



A parody to the song "Fergilisous" and a short story about our favorite cullen boys.


Submitted:Dec 7, 2008    Reads: 233    Comments: 12    Likes: 2   


Suspention:

One day, Edward, Jasper and Edward were in class. A teacher in her thirties walked up to the black board and reached up to write something on the board. Out of no where, Edward began to giggle.

"What?"

"I saw your under wear!" He said still giggling.

"Get out! I don't want to see you for three days!"

Edward quietly left the room and began to write again on the board when Jasper began chuckling.

"What is it?" The teacher said infuriated.

"I saw you bra and underwear." Jasper said, trying to control him self.

"Get out! I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Jasper quietly left, and then teacher turned around sighed frustrated and went back to writing. This time she heard a big booming laugh fill the room. She turned around and saw Emmett leaving the class.

"Where do you think you're going," the teacher said attentively.

"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"

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Parody to Fergilious by fergie, "Edwardlisous"

Im-mor-tal, duh!

(Bella:)

Listen up y'all, 'cause this is it

The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

(Verse 1-Edward)

Edwardlicious definition make them girls go loca

They want my treasure so get their pleasure from my novella

You can read me, you can't squeeze me

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy

I got reasons why I dazzle 'em

Girls just come and go like the seasons

(Hook 1)

Edwardlicious (so fictitious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

My whole story's fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

That make them girls sigh, sigh

And they be lining down the block, they just wanna die (im-mor-tal, duh)

(Chorus)

So delicious (ice, ice)

So delicious (I make them girls sigh, sigh)

So delicious (Bella makes 'em wanna cry)

I'm Edwardlicious (r-r-r-r-r-racey, racey)

(Verse 2)

Edwardlicious def-

Edwardlicious def-

Edwardlicious def-

Edwardlicious definition, make them girls go crazy

They always claim they know me

Comin' to call me Henry (hey, Henry!)

I'm the C to the U to the double L-E-N

And can't no other monster put it down like me

(Hook 2)

I'm Edwardlicious (so fictitious)

My body stays vicious

Vampires have no need to work on their fitness

Bell's the witness (sighing)

I make your girl sigh, sigh

And she be lining up trying out for the movie (Im-mor-tal, duh)

(Chorus)

So delicious (ice, ice)

So delicious (I make them girls sigh, sigh)

So delicious (They want a parts in the mo-vie)

Edwardlicious (blood, blood, blood, blood, blood's up, time to die)

Baby, baby, baby

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'm immortal, see

I'll be all sparkle-y!

It's so tasty, tasty

It'll make you crazy

(Bella)

F to the A to the BLED, boy, you're fabled, F to the A to the BLED, boy you're fabled

F to the I to the CTITIOUS, to the F to the I to the, to the, to the, hit it, honey!

(Rap - Edward)

All the time I turn around, humans gather 'round always looking at me up and down, looking at my (uuuh).

I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little man I don't wanna take your mama.

And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the girls wanna eat it.

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientel, 'cause they say he…

(Hook 3)

Delicious (so fictitious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

My whole story's fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

That make them girls sigh, sigh

And they be lining down the block, the just wanna die, die

Im-mor-tal, duh

My body stay vicious

Vampires have no need to work on their fitness

Bell's my witness ( sighing)

I make your girl sigh, sigh

And she be lining up trying out for my movie

(Chorus)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Edwardlicious, r-r-r-r-racy, racy,

I'm so fictitious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So fictitious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So fictitious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Edwardlicious, r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r (aye, aye, aye, aye)

(Bella)

R to the A to the CY (yum, yum) boy, you're racy, R to the A to the CY (yum, yum) boy, you're racy,

R to the A to the CY (yum, yum) boy, you're racy, R to the A to the (im-mor-tal, duh)

D to the E to the LICIOUS, to the D to the E to the LICIOUS, to the D to the E to the LICIOUS, to the D, to the E to the, to the, to the (im-mor-tal, duh)

T to the A to the STEY- boy, you're tasty. T to the A to the STEY- boy, you're tasty.

T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy you're tasty. T to the A, to the, im-mor-tal, duh
F to the I, to the CTITIOUS, to the F, to the I, to the CTITIOUS, to the
F to the I, to the CTITIOUS, to the F, to the I, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the...





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