"Excellent." he drawled in his Transylvanian accent, and he walked elegantly over to the door, his shadow doing
In stepped Percy Jackson, the son of the sea god Posiedon, and Annabeth Chase, the daughter of Athena. Percy and
"Yes." said Dracula, closing the door. "Please, help yourself to some blo- ah, punch." he indicated to the punch bowl
The doorbell rang again, chiming the tune of the Adam's Family. Dracula opened the door and said, " Ah! Darren
Darren Shan and his girlfriend Debbie stepped in. "Mr Crepsley is coming, he's just talking to a bloke
"Beranabus!" hissed Debbie, and they walked away from the confused looking Dracula, and went over to the
Immediately, Mr. Crepsley and a tramp came in. Dracula's face lit up, and he exclaimed, "Beranabus! Larten!
Beranabus scratched his head and grumbled, "Lord Loss, Vein and Artery are coming. I can't stay long....I..uh....gotta
More people arrived. Jonathan Harker and his wife Mina arrived, much to the delight of Dracula. They were
Dracula was talking to Larten when the door swung open to reveal a ghastly, skeleton looking man dressed like the
"Christine sends her apologies, but Raoul wants to marry her." the audience laughed along with the phantom. "Nah,
Erik started to play the organ, and tried to seduce Mina. But Dracula was having none of it. "Hey! Hey! Hey!" he
"Actually, I'm married." Mina said in her sweet voice. She walked over to Jonathan (Harker) and kissed him
Dracula turned and gave a grin. "Lordy Loss! Oh, man, it's been a while!" they hugged, and Vein and Artery sprang
Just then, somebody screeched, "Avada Kedavra!" and a flash of green light hit the punch bowl and killed Vein.
The audience went deathly silent as a pale, tall man came into the room. Then, Lord Loss and Dracula sprang onto
Lord Voldemort brushed a tear out of his eye and said, "Oh, yeah, sorry about Vein, Loss."
Lord Loss shrugged. "Ah, who cares. I don't need her, not after she cheated on me!"
Dracula left them to it, and watched the party. Artery and Lupus were racing eachother, Darren, Percy, Jonathan,
Suddenly, the doorbell rang with the theme of the Adam's family, and in stepped....
"Victory is mine!" cried out Stewie as he hugged Lord Loss. "Man, it's been a while."
"How's the family?" asked Lord Voldy when he hugged Stewie.
Stewie sighed. "The dog's still an alcoholic, I still haven't killed Lois, and the fat man is still fat."
"That's it! I'm getting a divorce!" he cried through tears.
Nubia gave him a mellow look. "Chillax man. Here, have some weed." she forced him to smoke some pot, and after
Mina and Dracula started to get tipsy on blood punch, and Dracula decided to take her into the next room, leaving
Mr. Crepsley took charge of "pass the parcel". The music was controlled by Erik, who didn't want to play any of the
The parcel was stopped at Annabeth, and she unwrapped the disturbing wrappings to reveal a blood red wrapping
Then, finally after five more wrappings, it stopped at Debbie, who unwrapped the small package to reveal....
"A condom?" she exclaimed. "What the hell was Dracula thinking?"
"Actually I made the parcel." said Erik. "It was meant to be for .....Christine and me."
Darren blushed furiously, and whispered something to Debbie. Instantly, she stood up and pulled him into the next
"We're..uh...gonna go." and Nubia and Aristo left.
Lord Loss decided that they should all dance, and so they started to boogie to songs from Family Guy. Stewie started
Everybody left, leaving Dracula, Lord Loss, and Lord Voldemort. "Well, what do you wanna do?" said Voldy with a
"Oh, I can think of something."