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Episode II: Bee-wildered

Short story By: Lemon Drop Moon
Humor



the silly bee saga continues


Submitted:Jun 10, 2012    Reads: 7    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


It all started nearly a month ago. Salah and Sara tried to exterminate the colony of bees that had made residence in their window. How hard can it 'bee' to rid a home of bees?

Let's take a look.

Salah and Sara have recently acquired the skill of bee battling.

What is a BEE Battle?

WELL

When…bees fight it is called…a bee battle.

And...

When…they battle in a kitchen, it's called…a bee kitchen battle.

AND

When…bees battle buzzing from the kitchen to the bathroom and its upstairs, they call it…a bee buzzing from the kitchen to the bathroom upstairs battle.

AND

When…bees battle Salah and Sara in a buzzing battle from upstairs to downstairs and it's in the basement, they call this…a bee upstairs downstairs basement buzzing battle with Salah and Sara

AND...

When…bees battle these battles upstairs downstairs with Salah and Sara from a hole in the cast iron sewage drain pipe in the bathroom downstairs, they call this....you will not believe Salah and Sara are battling bees from a hole in a cast iron sewage pipe upstairs downstairs buzzing battle!

Added commentary:

NOTE: It turned out it was from a BIG HOLE BEHIND the cast iron pipe. Saying it is from the pipe makes a better story!!!! Salah was able to fit a 9 volt battery into the hole!!!

Quote: A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. ~Kin Hubbard~





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