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Hypochondriacs

Short story By: MAmberConrad
Humor



This is a questionnaire I concocted a couple of years ago, after having a boss who is a severe hypochondriac.


Submitted:Jan 1, 2008    Reads: 205    Comments: 1    Likes: 3   


Are you a hypochondriac???
Let's find out, shall we?
  1. Are ear infections contagious?
    1. Yes
    2. No
    3. OMG, I just got one the other day, and now it's ten times worse than what it was.
  2. How often do you have diaherrea?
    1. All the time
    2. Seldom
    3. It gets so bad, I have to stay home from work for days.
  3. Do you have a cough?
    1. Yes, but it's just allergies
    2. No.
    3. Yes. I think I'm getting strep.
  4. Are you contagious?
    1. Yes
    2. No
    3. I'm always contagious.
  5. Which of the following symptoms do you currently have?
    1. Cough
    2. Diaherrea
    3. Ear ache
    4. None of the above
    5. All of the above
6.When you're sick, who usually knows about it?
a. My co-workers
b. My friends
c. My family
d. All of the above
Send this out to all our favorite hypochondriacs!! Let's see if they recognize themselves in some of these answers!




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