
Pace Pace Pace
CAVEMOMS THOUGHT BUBBLE
I killed dinner hours ago
and he is still not home
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Stomp stomp stomp
Cavehoney I'm home!
Don't worry about supper I'm
going fishing with the caveguys
TWO HOURS LATER

CAVEMOMS THOUGHT BUBBLE
MMmmm that's odd
he forgot his fishin poles?

Working late??
Fishing with no poles???
MEANWHILE AT THE BAIT SHOP

BAIT SHOP GIRL

CAVEDADS THOUGHT BUBBLE
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TOP TEN REASONS FOR AN AFFAIR
10 Cavedad is smitten
9 She's a reel kitten very alureing
8 He wants to fish in her pond
7 She's hoping that his pole is long
6 He's hoping for a pole dance
5 She wants to get in his pants
4 On a SCALE of 1 to 10 she's a 10
3 He's not going to stringer along
2 Her fishnets won't catch crabs
1 She is hooked on him
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