Stomp Stomp Stomp
Cavedad - I'm home
Cavemom - Hi! Honeyman

How was your fishing trip?
Cavedad - Ohhh iiit wwas ooki
(He always stutters when he is lying)
Cavemom(acting stupid) Did You catch anything?
Cavedad - oohh II Ccaaught a ffew ssmmall ones
bbut II Tthreww tthem backkk

Cavemoms thought bubble
(You lying bastard)
The girls

and I are going out dancing
Cavedads thought bubble
(Lying little witch)
I made you a ham sandwich

Oh by the way I sent Caveson
back to his wife
Cavesons Cavewife

Cavemoms thought Bubble
(He reminds me too much of you)
Meanwhile across town Cassanovaman
is getting ready to go dancing
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Meanwhile Cavedad sits at home
writing a love note to Baitshop Girl
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