THE SAD COW
One day, there was a sad cow that lived way up north in Canada. Why was she sad, you ask? Be quiet and I'll get to it. Anyways, this sad cow was very sad because a few days ago, her strawberry parfait (her favorite) had been snatched from a mean old raven. She decided to get revenge on this mean raven by dressing up as another raven and ramming into it while it was sitting on a telephone pole, bragging to all its buddies.
She broke into a glue store and headbutted the cashier. She then found a costume store, selling beaks, and accidentially kicked the manager in the face. Lastly, she went to a hair salon selling feather extensions. What did she do, you say? Well, obviously, she calmly walked in and asked politely for all the feather extensions they had.
After that, she got all dressed (which took her a long time, mind you) and ready to surprise attack the raven. As she was walking to downtown, she saw a calendar that said: December 22. She thought of a plan to get to the South but remembered that cows couldn't drive cars.