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Dear Winifred; Jan. 6

Short story By: Mike Stevens
Humor


Advice (NOT good!) column


Submitted:Jan 6, 2014    Reads: 22    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I'm writing to you because no one else can answer my question to my satisfaction. I am stuck, and I need someone's advice. See, I live alone and am unsure how to deal with this particular problem..."

"Dear Long-Winded Writasorus; WHAT is your problem? I can't tell you what I think you should do if this column runs out of space. I was waiting and waiting for you to eventually get around to sharing what your problem is , but apparently you think I've got all day to devote to your question, which I never got to because, you droned on and on about nothing. You must be a self-absorbed loser to talk so long about yourself, and never get to your question. You're welcome; Winifred."





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