My intresting Sunday Morning
“Girls!, get up now because we might be late for church!’
So I woke up to my mother`s agravating voice in the the morning then I walk into the bathroom and i`m pissed off! So my 6 year old brother is in there using our bathroom and is getting piss all over the seat! Then I snatch him up and throw him in my mama`s room.Next thing ya know I hear my mama screamin ,
“Amari Lee Johnson!, why the f@#$ is there pee in my bed?!?!”
Aparently my brother peed in my ma`s bed when he slept in there that night and acted like he did`nt do it.So now my brother is scared and is hidin` behind me sayin,
“Tell mommy i`m sorry and I did`nt mean Naudia!”
After that I hear my mama come with the belt in to his room and she was bought to beat with the belt until the phone rang.So of course my mom stomps off mad and answers the phone.
“Hello!” (with a attitude)
“Hey girl it`s lisa, be ready by 9:00 cuz yall gatta get baptized”
“ Girl my morning ain`t goin` well cuz amari peed in my bed!”
“Oh lord, well girl do ya best to beat him and get to church.”
See that morning me and my mom were supposed to get baptized but we did`nt go because of another three events.
“kenisha do ya f@#$%#$ hair now, im tired of seein` ya hair like that, lookin` like the lion king.”
When I heard that I was like oh my goodness now she`s really got a attitude.So iw ent into my room to pick out a outfit which was white dress pants, forever 21 lace white shirt, black undergarments, with black bow and diamond studs. I was about to put my clothes when my mom said I had to go iron her clothes,uggh!! At this point my mom was starting to work on my nerves now so I grab the iron with a attitude of course.
So im ironing her clothes and she says
“ you know your`re supposed to wear white clothes for the baptizism?”
“ Yes ma, I know that I already have them picked out and ironed.”
“You gettin` a attitude little girl?, don`t think just because you getting baptized I wo`nt rip off the hair you got”
So I turn around , pretented I dropped something and rolled my eyes and went back to ironing.Now here`s the funny part.So I moved the glass candle holder a little futher from so that I can iron my mom`s shirt fully.I gave that thing a little push and there must`ve been a lot of water on the counter because that thing slid clear off the counter with force and shattered on the floor. By now my heart is beatin` a million times a minute,my hands is shakin` , and my mind is thinkin` of a miliion excuses because I know my mom is really mad now and might kill me.
“Naudia what the f@#$!, what the hell did you do !?!?, s@#$,S@#$,S@#$,F234!”
So then my mom stormed in her room and slammed the door shut .Then I hear my siblings mouth like what happened,why you do that,clumsy,and laugin` sayin ` now you in trouble.a few or hours later Ms.lisa comes,(lady she was on the phone with) , goes into my mom`s room and says
“Girl why did`nt you go to church?”
“Girl im so mad cuz Amari peed in my bed,kenisha did`nt wanna do her hair,and naudia broke my candle glass plate that was very ,extremly expensive that you can only get inn one store in colorado.I don`t see as no F@#%%^%g accident I see as beein` just careless.”
“Girl your screws is too tight maybe it really was a accident.”
“I`m so mad right now girl ill see you later.”
So for the next 3 days my mom did`nt talk to me and that my friends is hiow crazy and intresting,and unecessary my morning was.