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Utterly Worthless

Short story By: nid
Humor



Hilarious short story of how a quarrel begins and how it ends


Submitted:Nov 18, 2008    Reads: 224    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


Utterly WORTHLESS! FOREST GALETOWN WAS TO BE A quietest FOREST AREA WITH A FEW HOUSES, EXCEPT FOR A FEW BIRDS SCREECHING OR A OWL HOOTING, WHICH RATHER HAPPENS Occasionally; BUT IF A NEWCOMER TO THE PLACE COULD PASS THROUGH THE HOUSE OF AYAN, THE LOCAL GARDENER HE WOULD STAND astonished AND RUN AWAY FROM THE SIGHT THAT HAPPENED JUST TODAY AND NEVER BELIEVE THAT GALETOWN WAS A QUIET OR A SAFE PLACE AT ALL. TO START WITH THE STORY, FIRST, THERE WAS THAT OLD BROKEN VIOLIN THAT AYAN HAD BOUGHT SOME FIFTEEN YEARS BACK AND THE WHOLE PROBLEM BEGAN WHEN HE STARTED TO PLAY IT LOUDLY IN HIS HOUSE IN A CORNER OF THE BEDROOM IN A PIERCING MANNER; FURTHERMORE, HIS WIFE RIA WHO HAD COME IN TO THE HOUSE WHO HAPPENED TO HEAR THE NOISE BECAME FURIOUS TOOK THE VIOLIN FROM AYAN AND THREW IT TO THE FLOOR BREAKING ALL OF IT IN TO PIECES AND THUS WAS HOW THE QUARREL BEGAN! âÂÂYOU SON OF A ROUGE! WHY DO DISTURB ME? YOU KNOW THAT I AM PREGNANT AND I SHOULDNâÂÂT BE HEARING SUCH LOUD NOISES WHICH ARE DISTURBING. I HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES SINCE WE ARE MARRIED. YOU NEVER LISTEN TO MY WORDS. THIS LOUD NOISE CAN AFFECT MY BABY IN THE FUTURE! DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT THE DOCTOR ADVISED! YOU UNEDUCATED FELLOW!â RIA BEGAN IN A LOUD TONE. âÂÂSTOP SHOUTING RIA! DO YOU EVER KNOW HOW MUCH THAT VOILIN MEANT TO ME? MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER HAD BOUGHT IT AND I WAS PRESERVING IT FROM GENERATIONS THOUGH THERE WERE A FEW COCKROACHES IN IT! I WAS TO GIVE IT TO MY CHILD TO PLAY IN THE FUTURE! DO YOU KNOW THE WORTH OF MUSIC?â AYAN BEGAN TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE. HE PUSHED RIA AS SHE FELL DOWN TO THE GROUND AND STARTED TO LAMENT. THE DOGS STARTED BARKING AND THE PARROT THAT AYAN KEPT IN THE CAGE BEGAN TO SCREECH. SUDDENLY THE PHONE STARTED TO RING AND AT THE SAME TIME THE CLOCK CHIMED. THE WIND HOWLED AND THE TREES SHOOK. RIA STOOD UP AND HIT AYAN AND HE MADE A TERRIBLE SCREAM AND BROKE ALL THE THINGS IN HIS HOUSE INCLUDING AN OLD TRANSISTOR AND A BROKEN LAMP. IN A FEW MINUTES AN ENTIRE CROWD GATHERED IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING. AS MORE AND MORE PEOPLE GATHERED IN THERE WAS NO PLACE FOR STILL MORE PEOPLE, AND THEY BEGAN TO CLIMB TREES TO WITNESS THE SCENE. THE QUARREL WAS A TERRIFIC ONE WITH SOME LOUD LAMENTING BY RIA. THE LANDLORDS CAME THERE AND BEGAN TO ISSUE TICKETS TO THE LOCALS TO SEE THE BIG QUARREL AND A FEW PEOPLE JOINED IN TO STOP THE QUARREL BUT ONLY WERE SUBJECTED TO THE FURY OF AYAN. Accidentally AYAN THEN HIT A PERSON IN THE CROWD IN A STICK, WHO CAME TO STOP HIM AND THEN IT HAPPENED TO BE A LANDLORD WHO BECAME ANGRY AND ORDERED AYAN AND RIA TO BE EXECUTED AND THE HOUSE AND THE THINGS TO BE BURNT DOWN. THEN YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT IT JUST HAPPENED AND THE HOUSE collapses AND THE STORY ENDS catastrophically!!! A SHORT FUNNY STORY BY SRINIDHI.R




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