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HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!

By aannabbanna101

One day when Bianca came home she found her parents lying on the floor dead.They had a knife right through their stomach and found a gun shot right through their head

Short Story | Updated Jan 5, 2010 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

George Meets Leo For The First Time by Jurge

George Meets Leo For The First Time

By Jurge

Dating Pam turns out to be more than I expected! I knew that she had a cat, I did not know that she had Leo!

Short Story | Updated Jan 5, 2010 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: cat, jersey, shore, kitty

Emmett's Adventure With Nessie by Gabbytwilightgirl

Emmett's Adventure With Nessie

By Gabbytwilightgirl

This is what happens when you let Emmett and Nessie out! lol

Short Story | Updated Jan 3, 2010 | Reads: 492 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 2
Tags: fairs, ufo, emmett, nessie, rose, edward, bella, funny, pissed, tang, jasper, alice

Don't Eat Sugary Fruit Loops by Sassy Silver

Don't Eat Sugary Fruit Loops

By Sassy Silver

This is based on a real story, the sign weren't put up but some idiots really did do this, thought you would find it funny, I shure did, but then, I was there . . .

Short Story | Updated Dec 31, 2009 | Reads: 96 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2

Ode To Randomness

By Asterael

Just some stuff I made to cheer myself up. Nothing special, but quite amusing to the witty folk among us

Short Story | Updated Dec 31, 2009 | Reads: 150 | Comments: 36 | Likes: 2
Tags: humor, funny, random, randomness, funny, randomness

Emmett Tells Edward The Ugly Truth by Gabbytwilightgirl

Emmett Tells Edward The Ugly Truth

By Gabbytwilightgirl

Before Edward's wedding Emmett tells Edward the Ugly Truth about women. With some help from Jasper....

Short Story | Updated Dec 30, 2009 | Reads: 428 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 1
Tags: bella, edward, sex, nessie, emmett, jasper, condoms, prego, and, laughing

Paco The Bronze Edtion(25th Story)

By Zssteil

This is the 25th story in the Paco Saga. It is an extended story compared to the others.....enjoy. No I am not racist.

Short Story | Updated Dec 29, 2009 | Reads: 53 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Random Chatroom by Xxnoxnamexninjaxx

Random Chatroom

By Xxnoxnamexninjaxx

ok this is me and my sister's random chat ya we coppied it from a chat we had a while back ....her account is NinjaPirate so ya we might do stuff on hers too so hope ya like. Im the one with the pink phone and my sister( NinjaPirate) has the blue one!

Short Story | Updated Dec 29, 2009 | Reads: 115 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 3
Tags: random, fun, ya

Quarters by Jgordun


By Jgordun

Seven friends sitting around playing a drinking game...

Short Story | Updated Dec 26, 2009 | Reads: 90 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: drinking, drinking, games, quarters, boys, best, friends

Broken Terrain

By Parasoldier

Rashid Seeks Something. But Something Much More Than He Expected Is Waiting For Him.

Short Story | Updated Dec 25, 2009 | Reads: 52 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: horror, terrain, gaming, twist, killer, chase, death, blood, assassin

A Wicked Cinderella Story by Salma Tantawi

A Wicked Cinderella Story

By Salma Tantawi

Apparently, the old familiar tale is getting boring, so here's a new, more updated version of the classic Cinderella story ;)

Short Story | Updated Dec 24, 2009 | Reads: 7,588 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 5
Tags: spoof, cinderella, prince, 12:00

A Ryhming Ghost Story

By Chadsideris

I wrote this a long time ago for a creative writing class in high school, he wanted us to write a ghost story for Halloween, I jokingly said I was going to make it rhyme and he held me to it.

Short Story | Updated Dec 24, 2009 | Reads: 101 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1
Tags: ghost, rhyming


By Poncho

A short sattire on the things which people are willing to do for attention, and on how people's attitudes towards others are changed for the sake of avoiding causing offense.

Short Story | Updated Dec 23, 2009 | Reads: 60 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: sattire, lying, attention, love, social, conventions, dishonesty, dark, humour

Fast Food Fright by Alice Heart

Fast Food Fright

By Alice Heart

what would you do if ronal mc donald came after you and just by eating a hamburger you turned 80 years older! You think its impossible think again!!

Short Story | Updated Dec 20, 2009 | Reads: 89 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: ronald, mcdonald, funny, crazy, dream, weird

Two Fellows

By Dansheehan

I'm walkin' down the road, mindin' my own bussiness, when suddenly, out of the shadows comes two fellow's, one big, one small. It's just one more problem that Dan Sheehan will have to conquer.

Short Story | Updated Dec 19, 2009 | Reads: 87 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: awesome

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