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What Is With Carl? by Hellokittyfucksthemainstream

What Is With Carl?

By Hellokittyfucksthemainstream

A Story Of A Boy Who Is Put Into An Asylum. The Humour Is Rather Rough. If Anything Offends You, Don't Bother Commenting. Don't Stereotype In Your Comments. This Was Written By A Girl, Well Done Geniuses.

Short Story | Updated May 19, 2010 | Reads: 414 | Comments: 47 | Likes: 10
Tags: pristine, white, walls, sparkling, white, floors, smooth, white, doors., nothing, was, out, of, place, in, the, perfect, little, room., all

Twilight Moment

By Magitechxinc

This is just a little moment that came to me at random during lunch about a month ago. It's simple lame and totally made me think of Twilight, thus the title. His English teacher just permeates Vampire.

Short Story | Updated May 18, 2010 | Reads: 100 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: twilight, vampire, humor, fail, random

The Flabbus

By frank656

flabbus

Short Story | Updated May 15, 2010 | Reads: 60 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

The White, Shoulder Length Wig

By Scottydont

This is the incredible story of a wig that temporarily goes out of control.

Short Story | Updated May 15, 2010 | Reads: 95 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

The Mysterious Fish Smell

By Mad As A Hatter

A group of friends is hanging out like any other day when one of them smells a mysterious fish sauce. Fingers start flying and people are being accused left and write. The question still remains, who smells?

Short Story | Updated May 13, 2010 | Reads: 45 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: friends, humor, fish, sauce, mysterious

THE BEST STROEH EVAH by Cgbooksie

THE BEST STROEH EVAH

By Cgbooksie

This really was just a test to see how well this site submits stuff... But I think SOME might enjoy it...

Short Story | Updated May 13, 2010 | Reads: 53 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: allah, awesome, bears, lucifer, sniper, gatling, gun, ninja, bazooka

Francis & Wilson At The Glowing Ember

By Mjp

First of a short story series chronicling the adventures of two mid-twenties army veterans stepping back into civilian life

Short Story | Updated May 13, 2010 | Reads: 47 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: war, alcohol, buddy, humor, smoking, sex, dialogue, funny, sarcasm, restaurant

I'm Fucking Freezing

By Iamhiding

Its fucking cold outside.

Short Story | Updated May 12, 2010 | Reads: 190 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

The Dinner Party by Swamibadger

The Dinner Party

By Swamibadger

Chase co-workers (and their desires) around a work sponsored "dinner party." Follow our characters experiences of defeat, acceptance, and letting go. No one gets what they want, but they have, and always have had for that matter, what they need.

Short Story | Updated May 12, 2010 | Reads: 134 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: irony, relationships, deceit, careless, drunk, hero

The Most Cliche Piece Of Literature In The History Of The World

By Xxtaylorsaysrawrxx

Be warned: this piece of literature is extermely cliche and contains many cliches. If you feel the need to take a shower to rid yourself of the chicheness of this, you may. You have been warned.

Short Story | Updated May 11, 2010 | Reads: 121 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1
Tags: funny, teacher, comedy, humor, vampire, prince, illegal, marriage, leigh-ann, weird, classroom, edward, cullen, boarding, school, geeky

Status: Single by Ayanjit Mitra

Status: Single

By Ayanjit Mitra

“USELESS FELLOW !” yes sir, I will do it sir, promise I will do it by tomorrow. Actually there was a power cut at home yesterday so couldn’t prepare. SORRY SIR. “ GET LOST.” Hey buddi...

Short Story | Updated May 11, 2010 | Reads: 85 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

National Blue

By Gitelskittle

I have completed a short joke thing as a monologue of my teacher Mr.Hendrick, i think he'll be very "proud" of me :)

Short Story | Updated May 10, 2010 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: national, blue, day

Gaflaa

By Shatanikthecool

Short Story | Updated May 10, 2010 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

The Legend Of Stavros

By aljbloor82

A funny story about the stupidness of getting drunk

Short Story | Updated May 10, 2010 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Jurassic Memories

By Shnippin

A less-than-reliable autobiography. Of a dinosaur.

Short Story | Updated May 5, 2010 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0


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