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Decisions...Decisions by forevamore123

Decisions...Decisions

By forevamore123

This was an essay of mine for our English "curriculum based assessment". Otherwise known as the worst test we have to take. Prompt: Write about a time you had to make a difficult decision. We had one class period (45 minutes) to plan, write, and edit an entire essay. For me, that is SO not enoug...

Short Story | Updated Feb 20, 2010 | Reads: 986 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: important, decisions, decisions, cheesy, good, crap, good, first-class, cheesy, frozen, yogurt, ice, cream, rum, french, vanilla, birthday, cake, marble, slab

WIPE YOUR ASS...WISE ASS! by Lumina Sector

WIPE YOUR ASS...WISE ASS!

By Lumina Sector

ADVICE: ASK FOR THE MENU BEFORE ORDER...

Short Story | Updated Feb 20, 2010 | Reads: 174 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

The Snafu Chronicles: Derick Menson And The Travel Agents Of Smiles

By Asterael

Please be warned: There is no such thing as Obtusive Upturning Flatulence Disorder.

Short Story | Updated Feb 19, 2010 | Reads: 62 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: travel, agents, humor, funny, derick, cruise, smile, mentos, coke

Red Metal

By Nicholas Alexander Olaya

A boy tries to get back at the bully who has harrassed him for years by stealing his prize bike.

Short Story | Updated Feb 18, 2010 | Reads: 43 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

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By Slightlystrange

This is a short story I started working on a while back...I'll add more later. I'm writing it in parts, and I'm actually not even finished writing it on paper. Enjoy. This is dedicated to all of my friends.

Short Story | Updated Feb 18, 2010 | Reads: 52 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Contest Winner

By Springbrook

To those of you that entered my contest - ya didn't win.

Short Story | Updated Feb 16, 2010 | Reads: 58 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3

Saturday Mornings by Xxsnufflesxx

Saturday Mornings

By Xxsnufflesxx

Short story I'm going to submit to my school's literary magazine. Tell me what you think!

Short Story | Updated Feb 16, 2010 | Reads: 58 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: saturday, mornings

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

By Mama Lala

This is a test of the Mama Lala broadcasting system.

Short Story | Updated Feb 13, 2010 | Reads: 87 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Shapeshiftress

By Ivan Robotov

This short shory was born as a comment to Candy Rock's novel "The War of the Clans" (http://www.booksie.com/fantasy/novel/candy_rock/the-war-of-the-clans) and borrows its first sentence from it (I hope Candy Rock does not mind). I really liked the idea of shapeshifters, which is like a breath of ...

Short Story | Updated Feb 13, 2010 | Reads: 75 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: shape, shifter, party, drink, morphing

The Fly

By Aiyla

Day in the life of a fly

Short Story | Updated Feb 13, 2010 | Reads: 65 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3

Advice From A Stranger. by Dayinthelife

Advice From A Stranger.

By Dayinthelife

A very short story inspired by a recent train journey from Nottingham to Lancaster. Open-ended, and ill concieved.

Short Story | Updated Feb 10, 2010 | Reads: 67 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: funny, joke, short, story, traveller, train, journey, mimicry, character, analysis, existential, characteristical, comedy

The Bread Cupboard

By Palaceofamino

It was an accident, but Miss Dyson was not very forgiving.

Short Story | Updated Feb 10, 2010 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, bread, vomit, fat

Douglas And Angela

By Palaceofamino

Douglas is a ballet dancer. Angela requires surgery.

Short Story | Updated Feb 10, 2010 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, strange, ballet, butt

Pachyderm

By Palaceofamino

A herd of jumping elephants helps Markus find a new perspective on life.

Short Story | Updated Feb 10, 2010 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: elephant, jumping, thai, philosophical

Squirrels And Wires  by mommy3

Squirrels And Wires

By mommy3

This is a true story on what happened to me and my husband. Still can't believe this happened to us. Hope you enjoy.

Short Story | Updated Feb 8, 2010 | Reads: 704 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 5
Tags: squirrels, wires, trucks, funny


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