â€œI look incredibly handsome today,â€ prince Charming observed, â€œthough I say it.â€
â€œYou're completely right, sweetie!â€ the mirror cooed as a response, â€œI could eat you up!â€
A fairytale parody. Prepare to perish from laughter. *MUAHAHAHH*
(Okay, I k...
Burifa Sherifa Latifa Hawlrifa Jackson is living in the mall. With summer coming up, she has to get a new wardrobe and find a better place (store) to live in. On a horrendous day she gets attacked by a rabid mall goer and has to fight her way to freedom. But will that only result her in getting t...
The beginnings of a short story I wrote, aged 15, which not many people have read. A middle aged man goes through several traumas in his life, which lead him to ask the ultimate question. Excuse the iffy 'English' humour and probable mistakes :) I apologise in advance for that. Enjoy!
Five friends get drunk, argue, and play a board game. The same five friends make up a business of inventors and know one another on a very personal level. I warn you there is vulgar language used among the people of the story. Enjoy.
| Updated May 30, 2011
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