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MAFIA CAT by Alex Cla

MAFIA CAT

By Alex Cla

Don Buttons is in charge of the mob. Here is a typical day of him addressing his underlings

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 96 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: short, story, cats, kittens, comedy, humor, mob, mafia

Mr. Albright, The College Students And The Mexican Hookers Vs. Brobee And The Third Reich Revival

By Emilio Amaro

Mr. Albright and his students along with the help of some trusty Mexican hookers fight off Yo Gabba Babba's Brobee and his Third Reich Revival army.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Adam And Emilio In The Case Of The Bizarre Fetishes

By Emilio Amaro

Adam and Emilio, the greatest detectives to ever exist are brought into a case involving a man who kills people with odd fetishes.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: fetishes, mystery, thriller, sherlock, holmes, sherlock

Daniel Day Lewis Prepares For His Role As Lincoln

By Emilio Amaro

Daniel Day Lewis feels that he is missing a piece of research for his role as Abraham Lincoln until he finds a copy of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 32 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: daniel, day, lewis, abraham, linoln, lincoln, twilight, robert, pattinson, kristen, stewart

Natalya, The New Owner Of The Hart Dungeon

By Emilio Amaro

Professional wrestler Natalya, uses her training learned from the infamous Hart Dungeon to become a dominatrix.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: wwe, wwf, hart, dungeon, torture, hardcore, hardcore, wrestling, bdsm, vince, mcmahon, mick, foley, dean, ambrose, natalya, bret, hart

Brian Kills The Baha Men

By Emilio Amaro

A disgruntled radio DJ haunted by the summer where he played Who Let The Dogs Out constantly decides to pay the Baha men a fatal visit.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: music, baha, men, radio, who, let, the, dogs, out, murder, death, revenge

Alec Baldwin At A Typical Hollywood Party

By Emilio Amaro

Alec Baldwin makes the rounds at a Hollywood party searching for his next big break.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: alec, baldwin, actor, actors, hollywood, leah, dunham, girls, steve, mcqueen, twelve, years, a, slave, twelve, years, a, slave, michael, bay

The Lolita Twins Get Caught In An Awkward Perverted Situation

By Emilio Amaro

The sluttiest fifteen year olds the world has ever seen, The Lolita Twins catch the attention of a boy in the gym they hustle in and agree to meet him at the party he's having that night. But does the boy have an awkward fetish?.......You'll just have to read and find out.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: lolita, twins, gym, whores, underage

Tommy And Greg Fake Cancer To Get Laid

By Emilio Amaro

Two buddies hear about The Fault In Our Stars coming to a theater near them and decide to pretend to have cancer to score.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 89 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: the, fault, in, our, stars, the, fault, in, our, stars, cancer, movie, movie, theater, getting, laid

Robert Wood And The Chocolate Factory Of Death And Despair

By Emilio Amaro

Five goth kids win a trip to see the darkest and most brutal chocolate factory known to man.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 48 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: goth, darkness, despair, chocolate, chocolate, factory, coffee, cigarette, cigarettes, spider, spiders, cotton, candy, tim, burton, nightmare, before, christmas, goth, kids

James Cameron Pitches A Horrible Yet Marketable Idea

By Emilio Amaro

The creative team at Mediocre Film Productions are coming up with movie ideas and receive a pitch from none other than James Cameron.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 29 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: movies, film, creative, ideas, hollywood, james, cameron, blue, avatar, titanic, buck, angel, money, rich, marketable, horrible, uncreative, dances, with, wolves

Jimmy Vs Grandpa: Falls Count Anywhere

By Emilio Amaro

Little Jimmy upsets his grandpa and they solve their problems by having a backyard wrestling match.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 102 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: wrestling, wwf, wcw, ecw, wwe, attitude, era, blood, gore, hardcore, jimmy, grandpa, crazy, shit, holy, shit, dairy, queen, insane, clown

Failure IS An Option!

By Mike Stevens

Character-driven!

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 62 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 0

Wankless Showers? by Joe Mama

Wankless Showers?

By Joe Mama

College suite mates meet to discuss bathroom etiquette.

Short Story | Updated Sep 16, 2014 | Reads: 34 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, masturbation, college, compromise, happiness, insecurity


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