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I'm eating pie

Short Story By: PISSEDOFFPOET
Humor


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Submitted: Apr 30, 2008    Reads: 64    Comments: 4    Likes: 1   


I’m eating pie.
I’m high in the sky.
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie.
I’m wearing blue underwear.
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie whilst wearing my blue underwear.
I’m reading a map of Germany.
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie whilst reading a map of Germany with my blue underwear on.
I’m sitting on a pillow.
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie sitting on a pillow whilst reading a map of Germany with my blue underwear on.
I’m thinking about my future.
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie on a pillow thinking about my future whilst reading a map of Germany with my blue underwear on.
I’m licking my lips.
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie on a pillow thinking about my future whilst licking my lips reading a map of Germany with my blue underwear on.
I’m saying “Boo Bumm Lumpy Stock!”
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie on a pillow thinking about my future whilst licking my lips saying “Boo Bumm Lumpy Stock” reading a map of Germany with my blue underwear on.
I’m patting my pet snake.
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie patting my pet snake on a pillow thinking about my future whilst licking my lips saying “Boo Bumm Lumpy Stock!” reading a map of Germany with my blue underwear on.
I fly off into the sunset.
I’m high in the sky and I’m eating pie patting my pet snake on a pillow thinking about my future whilst licking my lips saying “Boo Bumm Lumpy Stock!” reading a map of Germany wearing my blue underwear asI fly off into the sunset.
THE END.


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Comments:

Taz, let's start with the... WHAT THE FUCK?! Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, du, duunnnn(Godfather Music)Whoa!...eh? Sorry some guy knocked me out and somone started playing Godfather music, anyway it good...eh?

Your's truly... Don Vito Corleone.

Posted: Apr 30, 2008

Lol! FLight of the Conchards popped in my head as I read this one. Do you know who they are? Very funny. - Rose

Posted: May 1, 2008

YOU WEIRDO!!!!!

Posted: May 17, 2008

Why not just put that pie;
where the sun never shines ;

Put that snake back in his cage;
and save your blue under ware
for or later even for old age
Cos I just don't really care

Posted: Sep 12, 2008



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