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Debra Jones

By Larry Jackson

A short memory of my twisted past

Short Story | Updated Jul 31, 2014 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1

Pensacola 32502: The Future Adventures Of Edith Clarice

By Eddie C Morton

Pensacola 32502 is the zip code for the county seat and the Pensacola City Hall. The title of most of the short stories I write about characters in this area will begin with this. This story is the first of many highlighting the adventures of Edith Clarice Bonifay, high school graduate and budd...

Short Story | Updated Jul 31, 2014 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: 32502, pensacola, southern, barnes, and, noble, robert, louis, stenvenson, treasure, island, english, literature

Recycle This!

By Robert Kasch

Some jobs are made to walk away from.

Short Story | Updated Jul 30, 2014 | Reads: 23 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: fantasy, humor, weird, witchcraft, crazy, work

Alec Baldwin At A Typical Hollywood Party

By Emilio Amaro

Alec Baldwin makes the rounds at a Hollywood party searching for his next big break.

Short Story | Updated Jul 30, 2014 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: alec, baldwin, actor, actors, hollywood, leah, dunham, girls, steve, mcqueen, twelve, years, a, slave, twelve, years, a, slave, michael, bay

This Movie Idea I Have

By nicksherman9

The story is of a guy sharing an idea he has for a movie he's planning on writing. It's a pretty bad idea, but he thinks it's genius.

Short Story | Updated Jul 30, 2014 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

One Last Time by Antonio Trigo

One Last Time

By Antonio Trigo

I was solemnly convinced that night, I was bear food.

Short Story | Updated Jul 30, 2014 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: true, story, bear, scare, camping, humor, funny

A GUIDE FOR THE TRAVEL FOOD HOST: (Or How I Missed Being A Travel Foodie Host) by Wily Geist

A GUIDE FOR THE TRAVEL FOOD HOST: (Or How I Missed Being A Travel Foodie Host)

By Wily Geist

Who would have thought that there would be a career in TV about eating weird food? I am willing to bet your high school guidance counselor never advised you this: “Well, I would advise you that your future; your career is in eating bugs, weird meats or traveling around the world devouring w...

Short Story | Updated Jul 29, 2014 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: satire, travel, food, stars, tony, bourdain, zimmerman, weird, foods, families, pigs, feet

Dear Winifred, July 29

By Mike Stevens

More sage advice from The Queen of Advice!

Short Story | Updated Jul 29, 2014 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Mans Biggest Burden by Devin Williamson

Mans Biggest Burden

By Devin Williamson

Drugs. They can be your friend, or your enemy.

Short Story | Updated Jul 28, 2014 | Reads: 32 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: drugs, acid, trip, hallucinate, crazy, left, abandon, move, elephant, ugly, alone, cry, diary

Emental: Part 3. Ahahahaha! And You Thought Necrosse Was The Main Character.

By Mastera

Necrosse crash lands on Earth. Switching to the actual main characters, Danny and his Emental Izzi are forced to go to a tournament with his room mate Ken.

Short Story | Updated Jul 27, 2014 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: science, fiction, aliens, funny

Emental: Part 2. The Story Of Excalibur. Catching A Dead Guy.

By Mastera

With his ship en-route to Earth, Necrosse decides to kick back and relax. It's going to be a long flight to Earth.

Short Story | Updated Jul 27, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: science, fiction, funny, aliens, folklore

Emental: Part 1. Tricked By My Own Captain. Today's Going To Be A Good Day...

By Mastera

After receiving a very strange mission, Necrosse, an alien known as a Vularkian, is sent to Earth with intentions unknown. Upon arriving, he unloads his biological weapon across the continent of Sandibar.

Short Story | Updated Jul 27, 2014 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: science, fiction, aliens, magic, ships, funny, military

The Philosophical Gazelle

By Dante The Writer Of Fictionish Short Storys

short little story about a gazelle named Andrew who has an addiction to chewing tobacco and feels like the best use of his time is pondering life

Short Story | Updated Jul 26, 2014 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, satirical, wildlife, serengeti

The Picnic

By Orit Erez

What happens in the yearly company picnic?

Short Story | Updated Jul 26, 2014 | Reads: 83 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2

Cold Soup

By Christopher David Bate

For Carl & Lisa date night has lost that special something. How can they get it back?

Short Story | Updated Jul 23, 2014 | Reads: 59 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: relationships, soup, love


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