I jump onto route forty-three headed towards Costa Mesa and I can already feel the excitement rushing to my fingertips. I can barley contain myself so I start to play a humble melody with my palms by patting my thighs. I wonder what primitive adventure will come are way toni...
| Updated Jun 19, 2013
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Brenda gets a job at the G8 venue, gets kidnapped and is forced to hatch a plan to get a nude (and priceless) snap of the leaders together - nude. And of course her feckless hubby is doomed is she doesn't. Imagine! But can she do it...? THIS IS FICTION!!
Humor ensues when a small town deputy unknowingly locks a local wino in the back of a police car with a young alligator. Based on a trued story. First published in "Medicinal Purposes Literary Review" in 2003.
Cilla is a 27 year old rock star. Idolized by women and desired by men, she has it all. Her entire life has lead her to become what she always knew she could be, exceptional. But the road to the top was not an easy one. She has broken promises, hearts, and more than a few bottles. She is about to...