1.  If you are alone with someone and they tell you to run, please do so instead of  standing there asking questions.  Especially if they start to grow nails, fur, and start baying at the moon.

2.  This is for the women - If you are running for your life please be sure to take off your high heel shoes.  If your inside of a building the constant clunk clunk clunk is going to give you away.  If you are running outdoors and I'm only repeating this again because I want to make myself quite clear "Please take off your heels"  you are going to fall.   Of course this will not be very convincing unless you get up with a sever limp because you've sprained your ankle.

3.  The doorbell rings you look through the peep hole and no one is there... hmmm opening up the door to look outside seemed liked the smartest decision at the time.  That is before you were brutally murdered.

4.  Why do people split up?  It just takes the killer longer to get all of you; he will  though I promise you that!

5.  There is an old creepy house in the neighborhood where people go in and are never heard from again.  You get your friends together and have a sleep-over there.  Why is this a good idea?

6.  In the middle of running for your life please do not and I repeat do not take the time to have sex.  This never works out for the individuals who stop to do it; just fight the urge for the time being.

7.  If by some chance you find yourself cornered by a  maniac don't humiliate yourself by begging for your life.  From what I understand crazed killers do not have time for negotiations.

8.  If you live alone and you hear the sound of heavy footsteps upstairs please do not investigate.  One -  you know you live alone and no one else is supposed to be there.  Two - nine times out of ten you are not some sort of a detective.  Three - It's just a dumb thing to do.

9.  Making it through at least half of the movie means that soon your career may take off.  If you die after right after the beginning credits stop, then your chances of making in the film industry may not be that great.

10.  Someone you love has been bitten by a zombie and is now one themselves.  Let go please let go, don't just stand there and let them bite you too.  I'm sure Grandpa Joe would not want to walk around like that.

11.  Screaming while running only lets the killer know where you're headed. 

12.  Don't stop at creepy houses that are in the middle of nowhere.

13.  Walking down a dark alley late at night all alone, fully aware that a maniac killer is on the loose is truly asking for it.