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GOING POTTY…!
A book for those times of isolation
By Raine Carosin
(Started Sunday, 29 July 2007, 17.00)
Idea inspired by my Wonderful Husband - Pierre-Jean Carosin
Chapter One
THE BEGINNING
Every book needs a beginning, so here it is.
Chapter Two
DEALING WITH IT
We all have to deal with it. It comes and goes, and it is always a relief. There is always an end in sight, so it is not something that envelopes one in depressive darkness. If you find yourself becoming unreasonable, take a pill. (Some have got traces of dynamite so do be moderate!)
Chapter Three
FAILING TO DEAL WITH IT
That means that this chapter is relevant as you strain with your own problem. Yes, you made it for yourself. There are always signs that one must deal with something immediately, and you chose to put off some urgent business. Deal with it.
Chapter Four
THE LONG DROP
Walking the plank, or bungee jumping? Some things we are attached to, and some we are not. There should be no emotional ties that bind you to do any of the above, so thank your lucky stars that it is something you can avoid with careful panning… sorry, planning!
Chapter Five
LEAVES AND OTHER MYSTERIES
In your emergency, you have become one with nature. Remember, you get out what you put in - sometimes more than you bargained for, but look at it as a bonus…
Chapter Six
LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN
This is an option practiced by many. There are those who have no time to close the door, let alone secure it; there are those who couldn't care less what any one thinks; and there are those who need the ventilation. It is always wise to leave a door open behind you, though.
Chapter Seven
BOOK OR LAPTOP?
One's just gotta keep up with technology! Hee hee.
Chapter Eight
ONE FOR ALL…
Keeping everything bottled up inside is not good for one. And, a polite interruption is not considered rude and can be accommodated by a little shifting… of schedules…
Chapter Nine
KNEELING
There comes a time in every one's life when a little humility is called for. We are what we are… Amen
Chapter Ten
RUNNING
It is good to run away from an unfair fight. No shame in that at all. But if you choose to turn the other cheek, it is also considered fair.
Chapter Eleven
AU NATURAL
It is good for a human being to experience the feeling of having no encumbering clothing restricting one's movements. There are special places for people like that. Not every one wants an eyeful.
Chapter Twelve
CREATING A MOVEMENT
The moment must be right. Trust your gut feeling.
Chapter Thirteen
UNLUCKY
It's lucky for some, and unlucky for others. Just deal with it.
Chapter Fourteen
MEDITATION
Thinking about your problem helps a lot, especially when it all works out in the end.
Chapter Fifteen
THE HOT SEAT
Avoiding confrontation and the ideal way to have some quiet time, and a word of thanks for the hot seat doesn't go unnoticed.
Chapter Sixteen
ARTS AND CRAFTS
Looking at your work can give enormous satisfaction, especially when there's nothing on teevee…
Chapter Seventeen
GIVING IT CARROTS
Verbalisation has its rewards. Don't be a vegetable and suppress your creativity.
Chapter Eighteen
DISTRACTION
Ten minutes is one's recommended time period to expel old ghosts, so don't give in to the idea that something else is better that what you are doing. We all need throne time.
Chapter Nineteen
PROCRASTINATION
Didn't you get the previous chapter?
Chapter Twenty
FRIENDS
No matter how many friends you have, only you can do it!
Chapter Twenty One
SHYING
You're not a horse, but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Chapter Twenty Two
CHARITY
Always make sure the space is ready for the next member of the Royal Family.
Chapter Twenty Three
BOREDOM
It gets to all of us, at some time or another. Concentrate on what you are doing! Work it out for yourself.
Chapter Twenty Four
LONLINESS
You can always enjoy joking about it with some one…
Chapter Twenty Five
INSPIRATION
See what I have done? Think about what you can do! (Sometimes we are so full of it!!!!)
Chapter Twenty Six
GAMES
There's Hide 'n Seek, Peek-a-boo, Tok-tokkie, General Knowledge, etc.
Chapter Twenty Seven
OTHER ROYAL SEATS
Always treat, with respect, the honour of emergency seating
Chapter Twenty Eight
UP OR DOWN
The best way to overcome this frustration is to communicate once and for all and come to an amicable agreement.
Chapter Twenty Nine
CARING
Yes, we all do, so don't make an issue out of it: write a book or make a movie!
Chapter Thirty
DOZING OFF
What a boytjie! Don't we all wish we could just drop off like that? Of course, the rings are part of the bargain.
Chapter Thirty One
DOWN AND DIRTY
There's nothing like a white canvas…
Chapter Thirty Two
BLING
Some people put it there and some people dig it out…
Chapter Dirty Three
SHARING AND TIPS
Remember, not every one likes the same things you do… but some times call for a little something to be left behind…
Chapter Thirty Four
CRAPS
It's a game that's been going for a long time… All silly nonsense to pass the time… like this book…
Chapter Thirty Five
PAPER ROUND
Can you remember if you actually employed anyone to do the job…?
Chapter Thirty Six
DELIVERY
Mom's can always relate…
Chapter Thirty Seven
MASTERPIECES
The Thinker
Chapter Thirty Eight
HOW TO…
What do you mean????!!!!!
Chapter Thirty Nine
HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS
Every one looks the same from the back… at 120km's an hour…
Chapter Forty
LONELY?
You wanted your own space…
Chapter Forty One
MOVIES
You're the director
Chapter Forty Two
DIY
So you finally cleaned that spot on the wall…
Chapter Forty Three
DECISIONS
It's always a matter of life or death… but once the big one's made, others can be sorted into priorities…
Chapter Forty Four
DROUGHT AND OTHER NATURAL DISASTERS
It WILL be viewed by thousands, so don't keep on flushing, just smile and blush…
Chapter Forty Five
MIRACLES AND OTHER WONDERS
Don't get excited: it's a natural pastime
Chapter Forty Six
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY
Yup, that I can believe…
Chapter Forty Seven
BRING ME A BOOK!!!!!!
…this one?????????
Chapter Forty Eight
ARE YOU DONE YET?
Come on, Fella, there are places I wanna go to and things I wanna do…
Chapter Forty Nine
THE ROYAL FLUSH
After careful inspection, your realise you have it good…
Chapter Fifty
PAPER ROUNDS
Well, there's no paper, but there are several blank pages at the back of the book… Help yourself, but don't break my back…
Chapter Fifty One
SPITTOON
Out of sight, out of mind… Isn't it wonderful? Much better than a Royal Flush!!!!!!
Chapter Fifty Two
PICKY
It's your nose, so do with it what you want…
Chap... ped… ehhrr… Some good ole Vaseline will do the trick…
THE END
Whew, I could do with a little lie-down…
Thanks for turning my pages
And DON'T leave me out of reach…
About the Author
She's on the loo at the moment, but you can e-mail her at pierreandraine@telkomsa.net
Cool Bananas!!!!!!!!!
WHATEVER YOU DO, HAVE FUN!




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