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Wah! This is soooo overdue! Special edition! One Direction Style!!!!! (lol, Harry Styles...)

Submitted:Jan 17, 2013    Reads: 49    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

Hey guys, long time no see. I've been gone for like ever I know! I'm soooooo sorry!!!! I'm gunna shut up now and let you read...

Disclaimer: I own none of the following characters, they each belong to their respective owners. (i.e. Rick Riordan owns Percy, Nico, and Annabeth, James Patterson owns Max, Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel, and Harry, Niall, Liam, Zayn, Louis, and Eminem own themselves. Also the song Real Slim Shady belongs to Eminem)

Harry Styles: Hello!

Maximum Ride: OH MY GAWD! IT'S ONE DIRECTION! *fangirls*

Fang: ! Are you leaving me?!

Max: Of course not darling *while hugging Harry tightly*

Fang: *sob*

Percy: Don't cry crazy emo dude!

Annabeth: Percy! Where are your manners!?

Percy: I don't really know…

Annabeth: Well where did you see them last?

Percy: I don't know!

*Annabeth and Percy teleport out to go looking for Percy's manners*

Louis: See! It's not just me who can do that!

Liam: I thought you used a magic carpet...

Louis: Joke's on you Pretty Boy!

Gazzy: Fire in the whole!

Harry: That's what she said… *snicker*

Max: Yes, that is what she said! *fangirls*

Alex Rider: Hey hey hey!

Angel: oo gurl! I know he did not just say what I think he did!

Alex: Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he? *rapping*

Nudge: Whaaaaaa…?

Alex: Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real shady! All you other slim shady's are just imitating! So won't the real slim shady please stand up

Fang: *stands up* It's true! I am Slim Shady!

Alex: OHMYGAWD! *fangirls*

Max: chigga chigga chigga slim shady I'm sick of him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what flipping the you-know-who

Nudge: But he's so cute though!

Nico: Hey guys!

Conner and Travis Stole: Wait, I thought we trapped you in a video game…

Nico: What?

Conner: Nothing…

(Has anyone ever noticed how much Kirito from Sword Art Online and Nico are alike?)

Nico: Well then!

Fang: *realization* Wait! Max you're sick of me!?

Louis: yes, now get yo' sassy pants outta here!

Zayn: Vas happenin'?

Niall: Wow, I'm so unloved, the author just stuck me in at the end cuz she felt like she was forgetting me!

Me: You're not unloved!

Everybody: Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating so won't the real slim shady please stand up! Please stand up! Please stand up!

Eminem: F**K it, let's just all stand up

This is a little bit shorter than I would have liked, but I'm happy with how I turned out. What think you? Please drop a review with what you would like to see in the next RA, Love y'all (OMG! My language arts teacher just said all y'all! Do you know how horrible that it!? *dies*) Also, I have started writing an original story called the goldens, I would love it if you could please check it out! Thanks a ton!


(P.S. R&R)


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