This book is inspired by me when I was in fourth grade I had a teacher called Mrs. Waller and I thought she was evil and then I noticed, I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.Take your teacher to the Grand Canyon in Utah and go to the edge of the highest cliff tell her you see something below the cliff then once she leans over the edge of the cliff to look for that thing you said you saw push her off, and then there you have it a teacher gone forever!! P.S. Make sure nobody saw you push your teacher off the cliff because if someone did you’re on your own.

 2.Take your teacher water tubing for her birthday go on two separate tubes right by each other and then as the boat is driving get a good grip on your teacher’s tube and flip it over but beware, make sure the boat is pulling your tube still.

3.Ask your teacher to go on a cruise with you, bring binoculars so you can watch for sharks and whales ask your teacher to sit on the edge of the ship, if she says no way then tell her it’s a beautiful view and there’s a nice breeze, then before she sits on the edge of the ship put some bait in her shoes before she puts them on and then make sure she dangles her feet in the water and then if you observe after a little while you’ll see her get jerked into the water as she screams but if you don’t observe,  after a little while if you come out, she’ll be gone!

4.Take your teacher to Africa for a vacation then find an open area and then sprinkle peanuts all over the floor and make loud noises then pretty soon the ground will start shaking and you’ll see elephants in the distance, run to safety, then while you watch the elephants rush by, push your teacher in the stampede. And there you have it!

5. If your teacher has a swimming pool hide a deadly Parana in her water storage tank then when she goes in to the pool to swim the Parana will come out and eat her.

6. Take your teacher to Disney Land and take her on the ride Splash Mountain and before the ride starts take out her bar that holds her down and while the ride is going I’m sure she’ll fall out into the fake thorns.

 7. Ask your teacher to go camping with you, then once your all around a huge bonfire push her in.

8. Take your teacher to Africa and take her boating on a swamp then put some meat in the water around your boat

and then tell her it’s time to go swimming so she’ll jump in but the rest of you stay in the boat and then drive away and leave her there and the next day if you go there again there will probably be some of her ripped clothes floating on the surface if you don’t know what that means it means she was eaten by an Alligator.

9. Ask your teacher to go to the beach with you and then ask her if you can bury her in the sand, make sure you bury her close to the tide and before you bury her bury crabs all over in that area then one of you tell her you’re going to go and get ice cream cones and that your friend will dig your teacher out, and then once the other leaves to get the ice cream cones  you will tell your teacher you’re going to get a shovel and then once she come back start digging a little bit then once your parents tell you it’s time to go home give your teacher their ice cream cone and leave.

10. If you have a private jet take your teacher on it with you as you go across an ocean, then once you find a random island with no name, land on it and tell her you ran out of gas then make sure she thinks your marooned on the island then while she’s asleep pull her on a mattress and push her off the island, and there you have it a teacher gone forever and this time there’s no chance that she’s coming back!

11. If your teacher has a big tree in her backyard then hide under it, and then as your teacher walks onto their porch chop it down. P.S. Make sure you chop it facing towards your teacher.

12. During the Science Fair make a volcano, and show it to the judges, then once they leave replace it with real lava and make sure it will explode all around the room, and then tell your teacher to stand by it, then start the eruption and run under a table.

13. Make a diorama and put all of these fake rocks in it then put a bomb under one of the rocks, there you go another teacher gone…forever!!!!

14. Ask the teacher to go Para shooting with you but before you go bring lots of big and heavy rocks with you then before you jump out of the helicopter put the rocks in her Para shoot, well she won’t land safely and slowly anymore!

15. When there is a big storm outside tell your teacher that their bike is outside and tell her she has to get it before it gets destroyed. If it works out right lock all the doors then she’ll either get frozen to death or get struck by lightning.