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Short story By: Russ Teed
Humor


Tags: Humor, Comedy


Rid yourself of annoying relatives wearing out their welcome.


Submitted:Nov 23, 2012    Reads: 34    Comments: 0    Likes: 2   


Have you ever had annoying relatives over that are talking too much, drinking too much, irritating the heck out of you and won't go home?

Well, try my new "Teed Taunting Taser"!

Disguised as a pen, it will inject a nearly safe 11,000 volts through their body leaving them collapsed but most of all, Quiet!

Everyone will be concerned but silently thankful. All will simply assume he had consumed too much spirits and lost consciousness.

His legacy will remain in the family for years to come and the sheer embarrassment will shame him from appearing at any future event.

Today you can have the TTT for only $19.95! But wait, act now and get a second Taser absolutely free, just in case their life partner who is conterminously as annoying is there too.

Great for getting out of traffic tickets, as party gags, or a sure way to pick up chick's!

*Women; A terrific way to thwart off those pesky amorous predators when you're out with the girls! www.DazeTheDrunk.com





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