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Americas Got Facebook Talent!

Short story By: Russ Teed
Humor



A Typical FB Post From Yours Truly


Submitted:Feb 1, 2013    Reads: 26    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Favebook's Got Talent
My dear Facebook friends, I've been working diligently for weeks in preparation for what I am about to announce.
What you are about to hear is my first live - Facebook singing exhibition!
Maestro, a little Stevie (Guitar) Miller background music please... Yes, thats it, I've got the rhythm now... LETS GO!
"I met you on somebody's island,
You thought you had known me before.
I brought you a crate of papaya,
They waited all night by your door.
You probably wouldn't remember,
I probably couldn't forget.
Jungle love in the surf in the pouring rain,
Everything's better when wet..."
"Hold it, hold it... Stop the music! I can't do this, stop the music...
Okay, okay... I admit it, I was lip syncing.
Oh why, why did I do it? Why, I knew I couldn't pull this off! STUPID STUPID ME!
Come on! Beyonce can lip sync at the Presidential inauguration while 'singing' the National Anthem but I can't do it on Facebook? People paa-leeeez!"





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