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Americas Got Facebook Talent!

By: Russ Teed

Page 1, A Typical FB Post From Yours Truly

Favebook's Got Talent
 
My dear Facebook friends, I've been working diligently for weeks in preparation for what I am about to announce. 
 
What you are about to hear is my first live - Facebook singing exhibition!
 
Maestro, a little Stevie (Guitar) Miller background music please... Yes, thats it, I've got the rhythm now... LETS GO!
 
"I met you on somebody's island, 
You thought you had known me before. 
I brought you a crate of papaya, 
They waited all night by your door. 
You probably wouldn't remember, 
I probably couldn't forget.
Jungle love in the surf in the pouring rain, 
Everything's better when wet..."
 
"Hold it, hold it... Stop the music! I can't do this, stop the music...
 
Okay, okay... I admit it, I was lip syncing. 
 
Oh why, why did I do it? Why, I knew I couldn't pull this off! STUPID STUPID ME! 
 
Come on! Beyonce can lip sync at the Presidential inauguration while 'singing' the National Anthem but I can't do it on Facebook? People paa-leeeez!"
 

 

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