Facebook Announcer - Coming soon to a Facebook near you: "Wicked Overly Sensitive Not So Masculine Overweight Bald Weather Men that are Missing Two Arms"!
Weatherman - "I've received an email from a non-fan, sniffle ... sniffle ... gosh darn it, I promised myself I wouldn't cry over these meanies. Okay, stiff upper lip ... It seems some of you do not approve of effeminate fat bald men that can't point to the map or clouds and are extravagantly articulate pronouncing the letter "S".
Please SSStop it, SSSeriosly, it hurtsss my feelingsss. My wife tellsss me to man up but jiminy cricketsss it'sss jussst ssso exasssperating. Woopsy, I'm over annunciating the "S" again, okay, I can do this... Here goes... Sure I can't click the clicker thing to change map screens or hold rolled up papers that are never looked at but am I not human? Can't we all just get along? Now excuse me while I have what little hair I have combed".
Producer - "CUT, good take, that's a rap. Give yourself a hand! ... oh, sorry." Weatherman - "Good, OMG my nose itches wicked bad, can you help a feller out? Wait just a minute, how did I type this"?