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Death Row Eats

Short story By: Russ Teed
Humor


Pure fictional fun at no ones expense.


Submitted:Jul 31, 2012    Reads: 54    Comments: 2    Likes: 3   


I think if you are on death row, you're last meal should relate to your act of crime:

1 - Murdering Bulwinkle = Death by Chocolate Mousse.

2 -Treason = Eggs Benedict.

3 - Terrorism =Steak bomb pizza.

4 - Satanic slaughter = Devils food cake.

5 - Murder via steam roller = Flap Jack's.

6 - Wood chipping a scalloper = Fish n chips.

7 - Vehicular manslaughter = Road kill.

8 - Serial killer = Frosted Flakes.

9 - Kidnapping a girl scout = Brownies.

10 - Marijuana dealer = Pot roast.

11 - Beating roosters with a baseball bat = Chicken club.

12 - Stabbing a French man = Filet minion.

13 Pedophilia = Roast pig.

14 - Murdering a pop star = Propofol milk shake.

15 - Strangling live poultry = Chicken palm.

16 - Beating your long time husband because he's a selfish, insensitive, primate who's been driving you crazy with his awful jokes & Neanderthal ways for years:You are free to go, no one blames you.





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