I was out at a club in Boston last night and Alex Trebek was there. I walk up to him and said, "OMG, Alex Trebek"!
He said, "What is a marvelous grasp of the optically axiomatic - or obvious".
Me - "Hey, do you know all the answers before the show starts"?
Alex - "What is a phantasmagorical cretin - or idiot".
Me - "Testy little jerk face aren't you"?
Alex - "What is an example of the grammatically incorrect - or a linguistically incommunicative Brimborion mooncalf".
Me - "What is, THAT'S IT YOU S.O.B! IT'S GO TIME MR. BIG WORDS"!
Alex - "What is OMG, UNHAND (choke, gag, choke).
ME, I ... can't ...breath." Me - "That's because I'm choking you dip ****"!
Alex - "That's (choke) not in ... the form of a (choke) ... question"... As his security team was tasering me mercilessly I thought, "What does twitching like a frog in a science experiment feel like upon application of 20,000 volts AHAHAA zzzzzzt"!
Retrospectively, I wish I had an 'anti-Alex Trebec overzealous security team taser App' on my wicked smart phone!