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Egregious Beer Summit With Alex Trebek

Short story By: Russ Teed
Humor



A verbal fisticuffs with Alex Trebek.


Submitted:Nov 29, 2012    Reads: 14    Comments: 2    Likes: 2   


I was out at a club in Boston last night and Alex Trebek was there. I walk up to him and said, "OMG, Alex Trebek"!

He said, "What is a marvelous grasp of the optically axiomatic - or obvious".

Me - "Hey, do you know all the answers before the show starts"?

Alex - "What is a phantasmagorical cretin - or idiot".

Me - "Testy little jerk face aren't you"?

Alex - "What is an example of the grammatically incorrect - or a linguistically incommunicative Brimborion mooncalf".

Me - "What is, THAT'S IT YOU S.O.B! IT'S GO TIME MR. BIG WORDS"!

Alex - "What is OMG, UNHAND (choke, gag, choke).

ME, I ... can't ...breath." Me - "That's because I'm choking you dip ****"!

Alex - "That's (choke) not in ... the form of a (choke) ... question"... As his security team was tasering me mercilessly I thought, "What does twitching like a frog in a science experiment feel like upon application of 20,000 volts AHAHAA zzzzzzt"!

Retrospectively, I wish I had an 'anti-Alex Trebec overzealous security team taser App' on my wicked smart phone!





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