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Emasculate HouseHusbands

Short story By: Russ Teed
Humor


Manhood Lost Due To The "I Do" Mishap.


Submitted:Sep 30, 2012    Reads: 55    Comments: 2    Likes: 2   


Tom- John, I can't seem to do a thing with my hair today. Hey, just what are we to do about the Gross Domestic Product, it's a real conundrum?

Jon- Darn it Tom, first of all my name has no "h" in it. After all these years I'd think you'd know that, I'm quite hurt.

Tom- Okay potty mouth, let us clean up the foul language. My gosh I'm so sorry, how insensitive of me to forget that. I guess I'm just a silly nilly.

Jon- You're right, and your hair looks super! I just get so emotional around you. Now then, loosening fiscal regulation should be at the forefront while coterminously incentivizing small business via tax breaks for start up companies.

Tom- You always know what to say Jon, I think it's time for mr. hug?

Jon- Aww you, you're the bestest! Here you go... huggy time... RRRRRR R R RRRRR! ... Oh my, have you been working out?

Tom- Now I'm blushing you big gallant scalawag. Hey, let's call the wives just to tell them we love them, and share our emotional growth this glorious day!

Jon- That sounds scrumptious my BFF!

Tom- Lets do the song... "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk".

Jon- "Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around, Since I was born".

Tom- "And now it's all right".

Jon- "it's ok".

Tom & Jon- "And you may look the other way. We can try, to understand, The new york times effect on man"!!





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