FB Fax News correspondent FB Russ Teed interviews FB Geraldo Rivera:
Russ - "Geraldo my man"!
Geraldo - "Theee Mighty U.S. of A's insatiablllle President Obama egregiouslyyyy and irrevocablyyyy proclaims hizzz preeee-sumptive GOP opponent is "Robin Hood in reverse, he's Romney Hood".
Wouldn't this momentous proclamation then inauspiciouslyyyy and coterminouslyyyy labellll himself as Robin Hood in forward, AKA "Obama Hood?
Now peoplllle, I have been to theee coveted Sherwood Forest and I must divulllge my disparityyyy toward theee cut throat incongruityyyy cast upon my childhood idle, Sir Robin Hood.
What weeee have here folks, is a contorted couplllle of harrowing hoodiiiies at large".
Russ - "I've no idea what dude just said but, thanks Geraldo, FB Russ reporting live, back to you Fax News, we're fairly unbalanced as always".