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Idiotic Rhetoric I Post on Facebook

Short story By: Russ Teed

When I first came on Facebook I thought it was boring. This prompted me to make an attempt to fundamentally change how FB is used, at least for me.

Submitted:Aug 12, 2012    Reads: 17    Comments: 1    Likes: 2   

I've started a new business that all women will love! It's called "Man A Care".

We'll take your man into custody for 8 hrs. while you joyously frolic to your well-deserved husband holiday.

He'll be safely yet heavily sedated as you attempt to recapture back the sanity you lost so long ago with the "I do" mishap.

Shopping, sleeping, or a night on the townare your unfettered choices.

Imagine all the cleaning and repairs that certainly would be necessary if you left him in charge of the children.

When your fun is done we'll deliver him to his bed where he will wake to your impish smile.

Just call him "Thor" and he will be ecstatic, barbaric primate he is, and none the wiser!



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