I've started a new business that all women will love! It's called "Man A Care".
We'll take your man into custody for 8 hrs. while you joyously frolic to your well-deserved husband holiday.
He'll be safely yet heavily sedated as you attempt to recapture back the sanity you lost so long ago with the "I do" mishap.
Shopping, sleeping, or a night on the townare your unfettered choices.
Imagine all the cleaning and repairs that certainly would be necessary if you left him in charge of the children.
When your fun is done we'll deliver him to his bed where he will wake to your impish smile.
Just call him "Thor" and he will be ecstatic, barbaric primate he is, and none the wiser!