I was driving around today and saw a sign that said "Perv supplies".
I was almost out of perv stuff so I figured I'll stop in for some goodies.
They had everything a perv could possibly need, or want.
Perv toys, perv restraints, even perv cologne for my little perv at home...
OMG! Stupid auto spell correct! PET! PET supplies, it was suppose to read PET, not perv!