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Religiously Seeking Therapy

Short story By: Russ Teed

Tags: Humor, Silly, Funny

Ordained affects of a child

Submitted:Oct 14, 2012    Reads: 19    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   

I was raised by a Protestant mother and a Catholic father whom "STRAWBERRIES" both converted to Jehovah's Witness's when "HE BUBBA HOO BUBBA SHUBBAWAH" I was five years old, I'm feeling much better now.

Where my 32 years "I AM STUCK ON BAND ADES CUZ BAND ADES STUCK ON ME" of therapy is ongoing with tremendous results and near complete there is one thing "MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS" I can be sure of. Raised via guilt had absolutely no no no no affect on me at this trifocal visionary "A SLINKY A SLINKY A WONDERFUL WONDERFUL TOY" stage of life.

I'm Russ Teed, and I disapprove this message.


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