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Shock Theorapy Rules

Short story By: Russ Teed

electrifying, fantasy, funny, silly.

Submitted:Aug 27, 2012    Reads: 19    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   

Do you ever have annoying relatives over that are talking too much, drinking too much, irritating the hell out of you and wont go home?

Well, try my new "Teed Taunting Taser"! Disguised as a pen, it will inject a mostly safe 11,000 volts through their body leaving them collapsed but most of all, Quiet!

All will be concerned but silently thankful. They will simply assume he had drank too much and lost consciousness. His legacy will remain in the family for years to come and the sheer embarrassment will shame him from appearing at any future event.

Today you can have the TTT for only $19.95 each. But wait, act now and get a second Taser absolutely free, just in case their life partner who is conterminously as annoying is there too.

Great for party gags or a sure way to pick up chic's! Women: A great way to thwart off those pesky amorous heathen predators when you're out with the girls!



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