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Texting and Driving Leads to Spilled Milk

Short story By: Russ Teed
Humor


Tags: Humor


This short story can be summarized in one word, silly.


Submitted:Jul 30, 2012    Reads: 68    Comments: 6    Likes: 5   


Iwas texting and driving again only today there was an incident.

Cruising down the lane midst a tensing text exchange, I crashed directly into a little yellow sports like car.

Luckily no damage was done, a small scrape is all, the kid didn't seem to be too concerned so on I go.

Then a friend texts me and said McRibs were ghetto burgers.

Upset from this exchange I start going a little faster reminding him of his obsession with the new "Bi-Barbie" doll and his particular interest in Ken!

Just as I hit the exclamation point I smash into an old lady.

I run over to help her and she smashes me in the head with her pocket book!

Strong little woman, felt bad about grabbing her wig and holding it over her head out of her reach.

Anyway, please take my advice people, never ever text & drive, a shopping cart at the supermarket.





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