Welcome to Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Booksie "Price is Right" show!
JB - "Who's our first contestants Jay"?
Jay - "Mr. John Smith, come on down! Mr. Thomas Jones, come on down! Miss Lynn Hayes, come on down! Mr. Humberto El'Diego Rivera Manuel Roberto Geraldo Jesus Meza Rodriguez, come on down"!
JB - Is that a baseball line up or...
JB - "WAIT, HOLD UP, STOP THE SHOW! SECURITY, POLICE, SWAT TEAM, ICE AGENTS, GRAB HIM! SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS SON! COUGH IT UP BUDDY BOY OR YOU'RE GOIN' WHERE YOU DON'T WANNA. THEN YOU'RE GONNA, BE SMOKIN' MARIJUANA, AND EATIN IGUANA, IN TIA JUANA, WHERE EVERYDAY FEELS LIKE A SUANA"!
BEEEEEEEEP - Due to uncontrollable circumstances, this program has gone off the air, I mean cable, I mean Booksie. We now resume to your regularly scheduled Bookisie misadventures.