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The Quelling of NyQuil

Short story By: Russ Teed
Humor


Tags: Funny, Humor


Experiment Gone Egregiously Wrong


Submitted:Nov 2, 2012    Reads: 88    Comments: 2    Likes: 3   


Curiosity bested me today, I drank 3 bottles of 5 Hour Energy and a bottle of NyQuil at the same time, just to see.

No worries, I'm not pregnant and I took it on an empty stomach to be safe.

Here are my findings; - I watched 60 minutes in 18 minutes, then blacked out.

Woke and had a staring contest with myself, mirror won, I passed out.

Came to, I was starving so I put Hot Pockets in a microwave, then put that microwave in a bigger microwave so it would be ready twice as fast.

Explosion ruined my appetite and my phone so I sprinted to the neighbors, Olympiad style, but fainted at the door step.

Woke up and my dog landed next to me, must've been thrown from the explosion, he bit me.

Had incredible urges to drive an automobile while operating heavy machinery and drinking excessively.

Truck, Jack Daniels, and my leaf blower went for an ill-conceived ride through the country side and... Wait, I just remembered I never even had any 5 Hour Energy, or any NyQuil, or a leaf blower, truck, Hot Pockets, oh and I've never watched 60 minutes, or even 18 minutes of it.?

Huh, well I must've imagined this entire episode, never mind.





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