Men, do you have no idea what women are saying to you? Not a substantive clue what they really mean or feel?
Well try Russ's new "Hologram White Caption Bubble" App on your smart phone.
When your lady is speaking in that unintelligible language of hers, just click on the "HWCB" App and instantly understand WTH she is talking about.
Simply read the cognitive translation above her head, for
"I need more romance in our life".
Now, you immediately assume she is speaking of procreative activities.
But, you click the App and poof; "Bring me flowers, hug me for no reason, give me a day off from child tending, hold my hand in public, or take me for a long walk on the beach".
While these tasks seem outlandishly alien to you, you realize, HOLY COW, I was waaay off!
Thank god for the HWCB! But wait, act now and get the free
"Sarcastically Subtle Decoder"...
"Do you like her hair darling"?
Poof, HWCB-SSD says what she really means; "Why don't you just
walk over and maul her you primitive Neanderthal horn toad! Show
a little respect and act a little more interested in ME you
knuckle dragging Orangutan"!
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