Booksie Russ Teed Productions Presents, Real Booksie Fake Men of Genius:
Today we salute you "Mr. Floridian Water Hazard Scuba Diving Golf
Ball Retriever Guy".
"FOUR" is music to your ears as you squirm into the standard
issue water tight full body rubber glove. You fearlessly fend off
alligators, snakes and snapping turtles in your quest for tiny
white cylindrical spheres. Expletives always follow the kerplunk
when the Titleist meets your pond of employ.
Background Song Guy: "Weird little dude ... In squeaky rubber cloooooths..."
You bottom feed your lake of long lost launched dimple faced miscues in your assigned golfers water latent donjon while searching for lost tiny treasures. Your road to riches will come, a nickel at a time for you, Mr. Floridian Water Hazard Scuba Diving Golf Ball Retriever Guy.