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Way Under Par

Short story By: Russ Teed

Tags: Sports, Humor

A job at the golf course seldomly appreciated, in a humorous forum. Short and sweet.

Submitted:Sep 23, 2012    Reads: 33    Comments: 1    Likes: 2   

Booksie Russ Teed Productions Presents, Real Booksie Fake Men of Genius:

Today we salute you "Mr. Floridian Water Hazard Scuba Diving Golf Ball Retriever Guy".

"FOUR" is music to your ears as you squirm into the standard issue water tight full body rubber glove. You fearlessly fend off alligators, snakes and snapping turtles in your quest for tiny white cylindrical spheres. Expletives always follow the kerplunk when the Titleist meets your pond of employ.

Background Song Guy: "Weird little dude ... In squeaky rubber cloooooths..."

You bottom feed your lake of long lost launched dimple faced miscues in your assigned golfers water latent donjon while searching for lost tiny treasures. Your road to riches will come, a nickel at a time for you, Mr. Floridian Water Hazard Scuba Diving Golf Ball Retriever Guy.


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