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INSTEAD OF ACME'S:THE COYOTE VS THE ROADRUNNER IT'S....

Short story By: SUEHILLARD
Humor



INSTEAD OF ACME'S:THE COYOTE VS THE ROADRUNNER IT'S....

I find Eagles seven bridges playing in my headphones as I try to summon any ump I have to get my ass in gear and moving..... I start singing along with the song as I clean. I'm bebopping around not paying attention.....Sweeping and singing, quite badly.... I must admit.

"WWHHOOOAAAAT THE..." MY BROOM JUST PUSHED BACK!!!!!

"SQUEEEEEEK!!!!!!" As a Chipmunk squealed at me as it ran back under my grandfather clock.

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This is the point where I should let you know that I have have two puppies. Well... I guess you really couldn't call Keisha a puppy she's more like Big Momma. Considering she's Kaya's (my other puppy) Mom. I will say if you would have asked me three years ago about owning a Rotty. I would have told you to go F yourself you were crazy. I was dead against them ALL OF THEM!!!!! Never in a Million Years did I ever think that I'd be making baby noises at two of the biggest most perfectly scary Rottweilers you'll ever see and I trust them with my life!!!!

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Submitted:Oct 9, 2012    Reads: 6    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


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