It so happened to be one of those days when Obi Won was fighting
Darth Vadar. And by some magically strange chance (that
absolutely wasn't planned by me), Noah walked by on the cubic
floating ground. Noah did not realize he was in another dimension
and it is most likely his negligence, for just about everything
except for his bunny-slippers collection, that got him killed.
But hold on a second because we haven't reached that part yet.
Noah had received an invitation the day before that said these
exact words: "Meet me at the Waters of Death or
else I will use my assassin abilities to kill you."
(Seriously?!!) The invitation wasn't signed and is expected to be
from Dakota, but since there is no proof, we cannot arrest her or
she cannot be implicated. So Noah stupidly went and because it is
a habit for Obi Won and Darth Vader to fight at the Waters
of Death, it is natural to assume the three would cross
paths. In the initiation of the fighting, Noah walked by Obi Won
and Darth Vader and as Obi Won swung his light saber backwards,
he removed Noah's head and his body fell into the Waters of
Death and he died. The two stared at Noah for awhile
before they spoke.
"I wonder if we would have seen him if we hadn't been
fighting." Obi Won said.
"It wouldn't have mattered anyways. The Waters of
Death killed him in the end." replied Darth Vader.
"I know, but I dropped a banana peel two feet ahead of him
and he was supposed to slip on that. I wasn't supposed to severe
his head. Now I have to live with that guilt." said Obi Won. They
both look at each other and say in unison, "Eh, what the heck?!
It was just Noah." And they walked down the street and sold
Noah's head to a vendor who added it to his collection of severed
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