Edward:- "For the last time i am not gunna change you!"
Edward:- "Oh no the Volturi are coming,"
Bella:- "Oh dear... You HAVE to change me now,"
Edward:- " Shut it,"
Bella:- " Soz. Anyway what do we do?"
Edward:- "Well it sort of goes like this. You and Jacob run up a mountain ill be there with a tent. We'll practice fighting with Jasper and the mongrels..."
Jacob:- "OI! There was no need for that bloodsucker!"
Edward:- "Shut up you dog!"
Bella:- "OH FOR GODS SAKE SHUT UP!!!!!"
Edward:- "Anyway... Jacob keeps you warm in the tent cos you are freezing. Then the next day my family and the mongrels, sorry(!) wolves, go and fight against the army that victoria has sent. By the way did i tell you that victoria is following you?"
Bella:- "NO! You could have told me!"
Edward:- "I just did. Anyway we win the fight the volturi turn up get angry cos you aint a vamp and then they kill Bree, some randomer. "
Jacob:- (under breath) "Bloodsucker!"
Edward:- " Maybe you forgot, mongrel, that i can read minds, because im a freak. So watch what yer saying! Anyway i ill Victoria because you sacrifice your blood then Jacob breaks his ribs and you are really upset and thats it except you accept my marriage proposal."
Bella:- "Fair enough."