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I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO COOK A TORTOISE MEAT

Short story By: vidyasagar
Humor


i will tell you how to cook a tortoise meat of kerala


Submitted:Nov 24, 2012    Reads: 45    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   


A rainy morning.

Dorothy madamma went to vembanadu lake,it is one of the guitar relief lake in kerala.she tastes the zenith beauty of baba lake.

celestail beauty!

luckly she saw a tortoise and her family and she found their genuine arson love.

what a life like romance!i have nothing....nothing.no family.no lofy love...i am a navvy in the big zero(her thoughts)

dorotthy is a poet and she got an idea to write a poem,

she returned,,,,

AFTERNOON THE BOOTY HOUSE

she was fed up with hungry.'mr.shef ..do you lay the table?"

'madam/ i have already laid the table ! and today i cooked a all beer food.' the shef kriakose perambra replied

''vow! a bitter pill to swallow!'- dorothy laughed.

she filled her boots.her docile tongue reached a lecherous heaven.

'what is the secreat of this food mr.kuriakose?"

"yesterday night i went to vembanadu lake and caught a tortoise....then put in to the hot water...and after i cut her legs..."kuriakose speks rhetorically.

'TORTOISE!..are u a sharp sighted bastar...d" she shouted and shocked.

she post poned her fed up lunch.and this is the end of her non vegetarian war of element.





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