1. The robbers joke
Sammy- What do you call two pairs of robbers that nick stuff?
Robin- I don't know.
Sammy- Two pairs of nickers!
2. The sweet joke
Popcorn- What country did sweet come from?
Candy- Sweeten.
3. Milk chocolate joke
John-Howcanyoukeepfromgettingasharppaininyoureye whenyoudrinkchocolate milk?
Doctor- Take the spoon out of the glass.
4.The overweight golfer joke
Sam- What do you come across an overweight golfer and tight pants?
Kathy- A hole in the pants.
5. The cruel cook joke
Chole- Why are cooks so cruel?
Rachel- It's because they beat the egg and whip the cream!
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