Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
I got an idea for my new company I wana start a company that makes condoms and caskets the slogan would be We always got u covered weather ur cummin or goin
A man is walking onto a plane with 6 kids. The Flight attendant asks, "Are these your kids?" Man says, "No, I work for Trojan and these are the returns."
camouflage condoms: they will never see you cumming.
Last night my neighbors kept me up with the headboard banging. I finally yelled "The guy last night made her scream louder" That shut em up :D
Funny how we go from being the kids trying not to get busted by Mom & Dad to being Mom & Dad trying not to get busted by the kids ... lol
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