1).Yo mommas so fat,when God said let there be light,she had to move!
2).Your mommas so cross-eyed,she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
3).Yo mammas so fat,when she sat on the rainbow,skittles
4).When a man threw a skittle at me saying taste the rainbow,I beat him with a tootsie pop...days later...the news say that a man probably killed him with a tootsie pop...who did it...the world will never know!
5).Yo mammas so fat,when she walked in front of the T.V.,I missed the whole show!
6).What happens when your mom hears about “LOL”?She thinks it means lots of love.So one day you text her,“my kid died”,so she texts back,“LOL!”
7).Yo mommas so poor,a burglar brakes into her house and LEAVES her cash!
8).Yo mommas so scary,when she went into a haunted house,she came out with a job application!
9).One day a cop went to a dumb blonde and said...did you know how fast you were going?And the dumb blonde said arent you supposed to know that?
10).Math questions are SO STUPID!They're like,if you have 50 beer bottles in one table,and you drunk 49,what do you have?I don't know,a drinking problem?!
11).One day,a guy went to class and the teacher said,why are you late?The guy said,I'm late?!Then the teacher said,you missed your whole period!Then the guy said,I'M PREGNANT?!
12).One day a son goes into a strip club,and his mom figures that out.She asked,did you see what you werent supposed to see?He said,yeah,I saw boobs,butt,and DADDY!
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