A man wanted some Pepsi but the bottle only had fizz but he didn’t realize so he pored it in wall watching TV he heard the sss but he said I need to call the plumber he looked at the cup then the bottle he did find anything in them (of course ) so he called the police about the robbery …
One day a man was walking down the street and found a kitty pet. The kitty pet said “meow meow “.
Then the man said “meow to you too, sir”. Then this Chinese dude came and said “ wamnejgekbgkd”.
The man said “mind your own biz Chinese dude” and the cat started talking “ I am a agent from the meow agency, your under unrest dudes……”