My ALLTIME FAV Dumb Blond joke

Catburglers broke into a warehouse late at night. The three girl team; a brunette, a redhead, and a blond. The girls had cased the take and had a small late night window to break in and crack the back office safe on the day before the companies yearly profits were carried by armed gaurd to the bank. A lucky break was the owner had also invested in diamonds and the safe was an old model combination lock. The brunette could easily listen to its clicks and pop it open with minimal time and equipment. The redhead was the muscle, and the blond had turned them onto the job at her former place of employment. When she told the girls about the vegatable warehouse and her idiot employer they were skeptical about any profit but a tiny bit of research confirmed the potential loot was real if their timing and prep was on point. Minimal security for the low profile location was of little concern but if they were cornered in the back room there was no escape route. They hoped for the best and did their best to time the approach with the security guards lunch break. As he left they made their move, easily breaking in the front door and heading toward the back room of the huge well stocked warehouse. The whole place was dark and the ladies flashlight beams bounced off of canyons of crates around them. They kept the light off in the office as the brunette went to work on the safe, the redhead played lookout and the blond looked round for any other valuables. The safe was proving trickier than expected and time was wasting away. Pressure mounted as they heard the gaurd return early from his break and whistilng on his short journey to the room they were in. They knew they couldnt overpower him since they didnt use weapons and he was armed and military trained. Outsmart was an option since he was a bit daft from a shrapnel hit to the head in desert storm. "Hide quick," the brunette whispered. They scanned the room for hiding spots but none were apparent. There were burlap sacks on the floor. The girls opted to camoflouge themselves and each one grabbed their own sack jumping in just in the nick of time while turnin off their flashlights. The held the bags closed with baited breath just as the door opened and the office light switched on. The gaurd scanned the room. "sumthin aint so right," he said aloud to himself. In the corner of the stark room next to the safe three bulky burlap sacks were slightly trembling. "what have we here?" He strolled over and tapped the first sack holding the brunette with the toe of his boot. The brunette tried not to move but he caught her in the kneecap she was kneeling on and wiggled. "shit she thought think fast." The only thing she could come up with was a cat had crawled in the bag. "meooow" she did her best kitty sound. The gaurd hurramphed but seemed to buy the intruders feline imitation. He tapped the second bag with the redhead in it. She didnt want to copy the brunette but couldnt think of a better strategy. She mixed it up a bit and did her best puppy impersonation. " woof woof whine whine..." The gaurd scratched his head and muttered "what are these critters dooin bagged in here, is this some kinda sick joke?" He chuckled,"i bet the owner is fuckin with me." Tapping the third bag with the boot gingerly. The blond tried to follow her friends examples and in her sweetest voice said................................................................................... "potaaatoooo."